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Astor

NOISE NOISE — stay away.
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Astor's marketing language leans toward 'AI manages your money,' but reporting on its regulatory filings describes non-discretionary advice. That mismatch is exactly where hype outruns the product.

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Heard on: Postcard After Party (2026-09-10)

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